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Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML


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On 02/15/2012 at 6:26am - health - by too tight (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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The "sexy panties" aren't meant to be worn for that length of time. They are designed to be left in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.

#5 - On 02/15/2012 at 10:05am by StreetReaper

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Don't worry, with any luck, the panties will also affect your boyfriend's lower body blood circulation.

#8 - On 02/15/2012 at 10:06am by zingline89

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