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Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36276) - you deserved it (1865)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

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Your sister is a fucking asshole. Get her back.

#3 - On 02/09/2012 at 4:53pm by Jasonf6

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Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!

#5 - On 02/09/2012 at 4:53pm by UrNuckinFuts

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