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Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14401) - you deserved it (4504)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

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What in the world are you sticking up there that it's cutting you?

#2 - On 02/02/2012 at 2:40am by LexSwift

See in context

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How did you get a cut on your butt hole in the first place? Sharp objects aren't meant for the ass..

#3 - On 02/02/2012 at 2:40am by JoshTheMaggot

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