Health: Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin....

By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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By Buttscratcher - 03/03/2012 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 02:00

Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 06:01

Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML

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By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

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By RIP iPhone - 26/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I was using my flashlight app in the driveway to avoid stepping in puddles, as my new shoes are untreated suede. I dropped my phone in the puddle instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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LexSwift 17

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

What in the world are you sticking up there that it's cutting you?

JoshTheMaggot 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

How did you get a cut on your butt hole in the first place? Sharp objects aren't meant for the ass..

Comments

tebowingallday 0

Friday 3 February 2012 2:08

Haha xD howd u cut your butt

xandra12791 8

Friday 3 February 2012 2:58

Is there a prequel to this FML that says how you sustained your injury? XD

RemedyMarks 1

Friday 3 February 2012 3:33

How the **** did u get a cut on ur butthole?

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Friday 3 February 2012 3:35

U cut ur butt? O.o What the hell...

red1355 6

Friday 3 February 2012 3:36

You should have just put a glob of neo on your finger and stuck it in your ass! You would have gotten it.... Lol

PaperCandles 0

Friday 3 February 2012 3:56

This belongs in the "first world problems" section of memes.

tehdarkness 21

Friday 3 February 2012 4:24

U shoulda just spread it around the area. Can't hurt!

duncanbaseball 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:29

Day ass

cmclowry17 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:29

The FML should of been about the cut on your ass haha

bamberbear 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:34

Lol you must have some ghetto toilet paper!

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