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Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6362) - you deserved it (59114)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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You're a fucking idiot!

#1 - On 01/27/2012 at 5:58am by linstar

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Haha you totally deserve that! Just be happy you didn't make the bet about it being on your face or your dick

#2 - On 01/27/2012 at 5:59am by kendybendy

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