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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6643) - you deserved it (24253)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

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according to us, you are too

#1 - On 01/25/2012 at 12:49pm by rocker_chick105

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Insane? No. Total fuckin idiot? Yes.

#5 - On 01/25/2012 at 12:51pm by ShroomsOnAcid

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