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Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28424) - you deserved it (6461)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)

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Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.

#8 - On 01/22/2012 at 6:30am by LexSwift

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At least you might have lost weight

#2 - On 01/22/2012 at 6:26am by dulayole

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