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Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20922) - you deserved it (1355)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Uh make sure you don't get her tomorrow again XD

#2 - On 01/22/2012 at 3:09am by firegirl1993

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That must be "bloody" painful.

#7 - On 01/22/2012 at 3:12am by omfg_creepers

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