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Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

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On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

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Guess you will be making the appointment yourself and taking a taxi?

#1 - On 01/19/2012 at 6:10am by kaykay20

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shove it up his

#6 - On 01/19/2012 at 6:18am by loller27

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