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Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (3161)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

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Seems like you shouldn't be calling him for a while! Sorry OP, keep up the good work though!

#1 - On 01/09/2012 at 2:51am by Jaxx66

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I don't understand why people vote for "you deserve it" on posts like these.

Great job OP ;)

#7 - On 01/09/2012 at 2:55am by itsbreyo

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