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Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by marie519 - United States (Mississippi)

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Clone yourself.

#2 - On 01/08/2012 at 9:40pm by MelTheGreat

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And? What's the problem with being grounded if you don't have any time for anything but school, homework and your job? It sounds like if you're grounded things will be just as you need them.

#10 - On 01/08/2012 at 9:42pm by evilplatypus

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