Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Health

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  • Ask him who the little girl that called from his number the first time was

    #1 - On 01/08/2012 at 6:27am by imustbeinsane

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  • Tell him it was your parole officer. He'll be so glad you aren't cheating that he's bound to just forget the whole thing.

    #3 - On 01/08/2012 at 6:29am by DocBastard

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