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Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
I agree, your life sucks (8408) - you deserved it (1514)
On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)
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