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Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML

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On 05/11/2009 at 11:14am - health - by Manatee (man) - United States (California)

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Hahaha, I love this.

#3 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:37pm by pippysthename00

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Well, now you know. Stick to the old-school stingy peroxide stuff.

#13 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:50pm by mattmag

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