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Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37017) - you deserved it (2825)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

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I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...

#1 - On 12/02/2011 at 3:08am by that1guy1

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+467 | 13

That's one mean death stare...

#8 - On 12/02/2011 at 3:13am by Nolnah

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