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Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24792) - you deserved it (2285)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:31pm - health - by comedybreak - United States (California)

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They make special yellow tinted glasses for that tell your doctor he is a fucking retard. They are generally used by pro gamers

#9 - On 10/30/2011 at 6:55pm by dubst5p

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go blind doing what you love? OR you could just become an expensive prostitute for like the president or mayor or something

#6 - On 10/30/2011 at 6:54pm by boredblonde

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