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Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34828) - you deserved it (11250)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:22am - health - by muffin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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