Nair do well

By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
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vacuumtubes 0

Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.

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NorfolkDude 2

Okay, I don't understand. By you saying you are allergic to Nair, it must mean that this would be the first time in trying to get rid of a "moustache." Next time think for a few seconds. First off, he accepted to go on a date with you, and whether it was you, him, or one of your friends who got the date started, he at least has some sort of interest in you even though you have a "moustache." Second, next try something unless you already tried it in the past; for example, if you had use Nair before, then that's one thing, but you never did use it, and now you did, and you embarrassed yourself further. Third, if he still likes you, even with the burn mark, then perhaps you shouldn't try using nair in the future.

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iSING 0

The SAME thing happened to me!!!! I put nair on my upper lip and it burned the skin so bad that i had a red swollen upper lip for about a week, the FML part of this who story is i did it about a day and a half before my first day of high school!! I had to cake my upper lip with coverup and it was still red. ughh baddd time =( now i just use the personal touch, works like a charm!

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Not_you_fml 0

Rash Moustache! Amaze! That DOES suck, poor you :(

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unibrowicorn 0

#20 that reminds me of an episode of scrubs where JD told Elliot that, "just because she bleaches her lip hair it doesn't mean it's not there." Yeah,my skin is sensitive, and I always get a rash when I use Nair on my legs. I wouldn't let that stuff come anywhere near my face. Anyway, don't you know that you're NEVER supposed to do something like that on the day of a date?? even Nair that's actually intended to be used on your face leaves you a little red for a while.

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Juli_fml 0

"just in case" you had a female mustache? you should know by now if you had one

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skittles17 0

yeah it says on the bottle to test it 24 hours before you actually use it. you should have started feeling self conscious a day before.

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SlightlySadistic 0

You're probably not allergic, but rather just have sensitive skin.

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lilacwords 0

Oh, I'm allergic to wax, so it does that to me when I get my eyebrows waxed, just cover it up with concealer and you're good. (:

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Contra 0

You can get facial Nair. I'm English, and they do the stuff at Tesco's. And it does say on the pot "try it for a few hours to make sure you're not allergic." But unlucky, next time use a bag and tweezers, or a razor if you're really that worried.

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