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Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16926) - you deserved it (9528)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Fyl :/
That really sucks...
And nervous bladders ftw..
At least you get treatment :)
So your life will turn better sooner or later :)
Try to stay positive :)

#1 - On 10/14/2011 at 2:48am by Keevarou

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Awww! ): I'm so sorry. Maybe suggest a new treatment, since that won't work for you and benefit toward your health. The point is to get help with your eating disorder, not torment you.

#3 - On 10/14/2011 at 2:49am by Angelice

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