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Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27839) - you deserved it (1853)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:23am - health - by jc2011 - Australia (New South Wales)

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Did you have a nice trip?

#5 - On 09/25/2011 at 10:36am by nivek_yarb

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All the speed in the world doesn't matter if you don't watch where you're going.

#4 - On 09/25/2011 at 10:36am by borntoperform

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