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Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26870) - you deserved it (5544)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States

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Well, there's no turning back now.

#3 - On 09/16/2011 at 5:59am by SlyTail

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Just take the drugs when they offer them, the epidural may hurt at first but it's so worth it

#4 - On 09/16/2011 at 6:00am by mackenzie2323

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