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Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15049) - you deserved it (79827)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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