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Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 10:48am - health - by .. - United States (Florida)

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Don't ask what the hole was for...

#5 - On 09/13/2011 at 12:54pm by ironik970

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Thumbs up for this one.

#3 - On 09/13/2011 at 12:53pm by YaboyVinnie

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