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Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27521) - you deserved it (3619)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

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Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

#3 - On 09/11/2011 at 1:00pm by prabhlem

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Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

#5 - On 09/11/2011 at 1:01pm by i_wuz_nver_here

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