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Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31841) - you deserved it (3813)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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You should've mocked the loser who drives an ice cream truck for a living.

#1 - On 09/09/2011 at 1:01pm by CamberwellCarrot

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How you kept running is beyond me, I'm powerless before an ice cream sandwich.

#2 - On 09/09/2011 at 1:01pm by NoobHat

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