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Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23392) - you deserved it (3181)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Oh Mom, do you not want grandkids?

#6 - On 09/01/2011 at 10:19am by wh0teva

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So, does it feel?

#1 - On 09/01/2011 at 10:02am by Ashle1gh

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