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Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML


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On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

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What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??

#6 - On 08/27/2011 at 9:51am by ronton

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She's right he was defiantly making a move on you!

Wish my grandma threw down

#4 - On 08/27/2011 at 9:50am by Zero22120

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