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Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19575) - you deserved it (1668)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Now go make some lemonade.

#2 - On 08/25/2011 at 5:58am by bigmanj28

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Op, you need to do something about this. He's been letting his dogs empty their piss pipes and poop chutes in your yard, and now he's giving you nutshots with lemons?
Watermelon his house. That'll teach him.

#11 - On 08/25/2011 at 6:09am by yamatelle

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