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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
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bigmanj28 0

Now go make some lemonade.

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Legendslayer222 26

Now make some lemonade, and drown your neighbour in it.

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jessecax 0

Looks like you won't be making lemonade for a while, huh?

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FMS23 0

Teepee his house Before it rains. Its a pain to try to get toliet paper out of grass bushes and off a roof after it's all wet and soggy!

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bubo_fml 10

Imagine the lemon you'd get if you turned around, bent over & picked up the 1st lemon...You'd feel a lil' "fruity" wouldn't ya!?

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McGherkin 0

When your life gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW LIFE.

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jerico616 14

Why the Hell does your neighbor have a tennis ball launcher?? It's not like that is a "common" piece of sport equipment to just have laying around!

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perdix 29

A dedicated tennis player with money can own their own personal ball machine. And, yes, it can launch just about anything that is about 2-1/4" in diameter. I doubt that shooting objects other than tennis balls is good for the machine, but it sounds like the owner has more money than sense (and great aim!)

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duckman9 55

You don't have nuts anymore, you've got lemons. Now at least they match the lukewam lemonade coming out of the tap next to them.

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