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Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26624) - you deserved it (2450)

On 08/19/2011 at 9:11am - health - by pizzachest - Canada (Ontario)

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Pizza is in this season.

#2 - On 08/19/2011 at 12:27pm by slick5880

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Flesh colored spray paint works wonders.

#10 - On 08/19/2011 at 12:35pm by every1luvsboners

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