Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the last 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML
by c.hip / 08/18/2011 at 11:22pm / United States (California) / Health
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Since when did moles become parasites?
#1 - On 08/19/2011 at 2:47am by StoryOfTheYear
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As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.
#8 - On 08/19/2011 at 2:50am by steph87
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