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Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the last 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17718) - you deserved it (7222)

On 08/18/2011 at 11:22pm - health - by c.hip - United States (California)

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Since when did moles become parasites?

#1 - On 08/19/2011 at 2:47am by StoryOfTheYear

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As soon as you started scratching away you didn't think "oh this feels like it's attached to me"? What did u use a knife? One clean fast movement.

#8 - On 08/19/2011 at 2:50am by steph87

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