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Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24458) - you deserved it (3326)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:11pm - health - by oops (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

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Gotta hand it to you, that hurts.

#5 - On 08/08/2011 at 5:07pm by NitroTonicsFML

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Ouch.

#1 - On 08/08/2011 at 5:04pm by ZombieeeeUnicorn

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