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Today , I forcd myself into work with severe laryngitis . Normally this wouldn't be an issue , except I work at candy an ice cream store at a major tourist destination . For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults an screaming , bratty kids by miming an using a dry erase board . FML


I agree, your life sucks (23758) - you deserved it (7937)

On 07/17/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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I bet you want to scream.

#1 - On 07/18/2011 at 2:55am by Freeze

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Kudos to you, you are a dedicated worker!

#5 - On 07/18/2011 at 2:58am by ariannaimelda

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