Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Health
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Tell him that you never wash your mouth after a blowjob.
#8 - On 07/17/2011 at 3:04am by dreamering
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tell him everytime he shakes hands with a man he's shaking their penis too.
#18 - On 07/17/2011 at 3:13am by miz66independent
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