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Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27099) - you deserved it (3245)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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Tell him that you never wash your mouth after a blowjob.

#8 - On 07/17/2011 at 3:04am by dreamering

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tell him everytime he shakes hands with a man he's shaking their penis too.

#18 - On 07/17/2011 at 3:13am by miz66independent

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