Health: Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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By 1meme129 - 24/02/2016 14:12 - United States - Denver

Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML

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By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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dreamering 16

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:04

Tell him that you never wash your mouth after a *******.

miz66independent 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:13

tell him everytime he shakes hands with a man he's shaking their penis too.

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iTransform 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:06

His response doesn't even make sense...

docscientist 9

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:21

If you're just pissing it does. If he doesn't wash after taking a shit...well...he's got problems.

PeachyJinx 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:08

Ew :

Twan_skillz14 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:10

that mug is nasty

ghostland 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:10

collecting all those public restroom germs and bringing them back to you, sounds like a good time

swittig 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:13

Love your profile pic, Kitten Mittens lol love Always Sunny

DjeePee 24

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:02

Pssh, there are more germs on an average keyboard than on a public restroom.

rgkkk 17

Sunday 24 October 2021 22:40

But those are germs you're familiar with.

Xmarshall16X 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:10

Tell him you won't cook or buy food because thats for people that "need to eat".

miz66independent 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:13

tell him everytime he shakes hands with a man he's shaking their penis too.

smeesha 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:58

lol :D

asianpandabear 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:14

Give him a slap. To the face.

LizzJizz 16

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:14

Tell him...you never used condoms when u slept with other men before him & possibly have an std but its okay since he doesnt wash his hands XD

Mekeritrig 15

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:17

To paraphrase Churchill, washing hands is for people who piss on their hands.

04SmileyRylee 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:23

well if he gets pink eye you'll know why lol

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