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Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29628) - you deserved it (5079)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

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Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.

#2 - On 07/15/2011 at 4:44pm by Kgottber

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He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.

#7 - On 07/15/2011 at 4:46pm by iAmScrubs

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