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Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8952) - you deserved it (58131)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

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the fuck

#1 - On 07/01/2011 at 2:36am by paigemosier

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first time having a dog?

#2 - On 07/01/2011 at 2:36am by chimp4494

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