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Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9622) - you deserved it (43808)

On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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That's what you get for being lazy!

#4 - On 06/23/2011 at 6:06pm by GrooveSponge

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full body swimsuit?

#3 - On 06/23/2011 at 6:06pm by Thabb

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