Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied "No", he said "You mean you always look like that?" FML

by notastoner / 06/19/2011 at 2:38am / United States (Washington) / Health

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  • Dude, I have a problem with dry eyes and I swear it always looks like I'm stoned. I've even been asked at work! Of course I don't smoke anything, and even passed the drug test. Use eye drops, lol.

    #11 - On 06/19/2011 at 10:27am by FlashBurn

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  • At least you looked trashy for a trashy dance.

    #12 - On 06/19/2011 at 10:27am by mariahjoomeh

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