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Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10435) - you deserved it (47299)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm - health - by Hopslammer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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AHAHAHAHAHA! sorry that's so funny,
kids remember smoking kills and apparently makes you shit your pants - eventually

#6 - On 06/17/2011 at 2:48am by Monii_Harlz

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My aunt ignored small coughs for 2 years.. They built up in frequency and intensity.. And she ignored those for 7 years.. When she started coughing more violently, and decided to get checked out since she watched my cousin's little girl, she discovered she had developed cancer. A cancer that covered almost her entire left lung.

She was in chemotherapy for 6 months, seemed better, then died in serious pain 3 months later.

Better hope your cough isn't half as serious, even if it sounds much more intense.

#8 - On 06/17/2011 at 2:51am by dudeitsdanny

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