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Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9767) - you deserved it (49360)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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how fat are you?

#2 - On 06/14/2011 at 2:37am by kut19

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"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-

#6 - On 06/14/2011 at 2:42am by Keffin

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