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Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26988) - you deserved it (5232)

On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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lol I can't believe OP didn't find it awkward

#1 - On 06/09/2011 at 12:46pm by chester75

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There's never a bad time to talk shit to your teacher.

#14 - On 06/09/2011 at 12:50pm by every1luvsboners

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