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Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35684) - you deserved it (8683)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:33am - health - by tash (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Look on the bright side now you can be the ball of the party.

#9 - On 05/24/2011 at 12:56pm by Weetart

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you're really not even supposed to mow over sticks. what make you think glass is ok?

#5 - On 05/24/2011 at 12:51pm by NYC_Yoshi

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