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Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28290) - you deserved it (2441)

On 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm - health - by pigeons_suck (man) - United States (Washington)

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Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.

#6 - On 05/12/2011 at 3:07am by dreamering

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FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.

#1 - On 05/12/2011 at 3:00am by PSQ91

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