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Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32051) - you deserved it (2686)

On 05/06/2011 at 7:23pm - health - by in_pain (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Um. Lawsuit.

#2 - On 05/06/2011 at 11:32pm by HSOMGF

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when I'm out there splashing around in pools, or playing on the beach, I'll think about you.

#5 - On 05/06/2011 at 11:36pm by Lil_Red_Angel

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