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Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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I bet that strained your relationship.

#12 - On 05/02/2011 at 1:21pm by bigbadtim

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Hey, he grabbed the first thing he saw that looked like a bowl, then actually took it into the bathroom *while* you were having diarrhea. He may not be the brightest guy in the world, but he tried. You puked in it, afterall, so you didn't notice at first either.

#13 - On 05/02/2011 at 1:21pm by catnip216

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