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Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32798) - you deserved it (2857)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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