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Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28730) - you deserved it (3613)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:00pm - health - by BigToe (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Mama's got the hookupppp

#2 - On 04/26/2011 at 4:11pm by allmidnighteyes

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they won't do anything at the hospital anyway.

#4 - On 04/26/2011 at 4:12pm by redheadcaligurl

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