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Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23799) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:03am - health - by fifthtimesacharm -

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oh burn ;)

#1 - On 04/26/2011 at 1:21pm by alpaquette91

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Who doesn't like the sun?:

Vampires
Skin Cancer Patients
Me
Badly sunburned people
That guy that pwnd you

#6 - On 04/26/2011 at 1:24pm by LolaD18

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