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Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28804) - you deserved it (7927)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by overflowing - United States (Texas)

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haha, thats funny

#1 - On 04/16/2011 at 7:50pm by Gift

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1 girl 1 cup: the golden shower edition?

#18 - On 04/16/2011 at 8:12pm by kingtz

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