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Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24161) - you deserved it (5741)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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I think all negative commenters need to read up on anxiety disorders before they come to a conclusion of 'stop being a pussy'. Trust me, I'd love to not take meds and be normal for once in my life. But, my brain isn't like everyone else's. Gladly I haven't had a panic attack in over a year because of my medication. It's nothing to joke around with. Some people can lose motor functions because of panic attacks. I literally went blind from a panic attack once. If those who make fun of people with a mental illness had to live in their bodies, they would feel like utter shit. Just had to get that off my chest because I've suffered for years trying to find a way to control my disorder.

#179 - On 04/09/2011 at 9:45pm by MuffyStJacques

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Then get a hammer.

#2 - On 04/09/2011 at 1:48pm by Thanatos1206

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